Direct Mail Will Never Go Out of Style - The Old Songs

Direct mail will never go out of style, and the reason is the effectiveness of song lyrics. What good is “She sent me an email; said she couldn’t live without me no more…” No, no, it has to be direct mail; she sent me a letter.

Direct Mail and Mr. Postman
Direct mail will never go out of style. What good is “Please, please, Mr. e-mail server administrator….” No, no, it has to be direct mail; please Mr. Postman.

Direct mail will never go out of style. What good is “I’m going to sit right down and text myself a text message and make believe it came from you….” No, no, it has to be direct mail; write myself a letter.

Direct Mail Train
Direct mail will never go out of style. What good is, well, what can you even do with “till the mail train comes back, rollin in my sweet baby’s arms?” Till POP3 ports back to 110? No, no, it has to be direct mail, the direct mail train.

Direct mail will never go out of style. What good is, “Just ftp our electronic messages to the county jail domain….” No, no, it has to be direct mail; send our mail to the Tijuana jail.

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